5 November 2009

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Physics 101 --

Dear  green van -- your gross vehicle weight: approx 5500 lbs. A Freightliner gwt is approx 100,000 lbs. The Freightliner was catching up to me when I scared the shit out of you by blowing my horn to stop you as you thought to complete your U-turn without looking. I was traveling in excess of 70 miles per hour and you were going to cross perpendicular to two lanes. Thanks for the finger. You need to wash you hands. The truck driver gave me a thumbs up when he went by... oh yeah, the snow-slicked roads would have made the energy transfer between truck grill and you more efficient. There's an award you qualify for, I betcha.

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